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Hmm. Yup. That’s… that’s enough tumblr for a while.

-logs off to never return-

wut.

This is what I’m writing in your yearbook :)

Also my brain borked. everywhere.

I am not a potato. That is an outrageous accusation. Nor, am I related to your guinea pig which you continuously claim, that in itself is based on ill founded logic, but even more so; we aren’t even the same species. I’d also really prefer if your Grandmother, Gertrude, would stop calling me asking how you are doing. She is under the impression that her ‘Snuggly-Boo-Bop’ is living under my roof. This, is false as well. Now I do realize this is getting a bit winded, so I will only state one more thing: your teddy bear has been found in my house. But I’m almost 100% sure it is haunted as it appears in my room nearly every night at around 9:58pm, which gives me a serious case of the willies.

All the best.

—Some very odd person on Reddit. (ME)

P.S. - I am perfectly sane.

sassmonster:

rwyoungiv:

sassmonster:

If I hang a Toms shoe flag in my room will I be accepted into society

no.

Ok good because I’m not doing that shit

sassmonster:

If I hang a Toms shoe flag in my room will I be accepted into society

no.